Ridiculously

Low- Cost Direct

Mail Marketing

Team up with non-competing local business and spend thousands hundreds for mass outreach

Why You Should Join

No Competitors

Your business will be the only one in its niche. No direct competitors could damage your response.

No Flipping Pages

Every business has a front page ad. Instantly reach about 10,000 local buyers with nearly 100% exposure.

Billboard Style Impact

This postcard is HUGE! At 12" x 9" in size, this will be the largest piece of mail in the neighborhood.

Full Service

Design, printing, postage, paperwork - its all taken care of so you can focus on your business.

Unmatched Quality

Beautiful, full-color, thick and glossy cardstock that demands attention.

Unbeatable Price

Pay just 3.5-9 cents per delivered card opposed to 70 cents plus for other full service options.

Why It's a Better Option

Search Engines

Requires a large budget and people actively searching for your service or product, so your ads won't even reach potential customers not searching yet.

Social Media

People are usually overwhelmed with ads on these platforms, making it easy for your message to get lost in the noise.

TV/Radio

Depends on people watching at that particular moment. Nearly impossible to tell if customers respond to it or not.

Billboards

Doesn't have tracking ability, takes long-term exposure for people to notice it, and is very expensive

Coupon Packs

Only a small percentage of people open them and you end up squished between competitors and multiple pages.

Who's Getting on the Next One

Front Side

Back Side

What It Costs

4x3 AD

$597

.06 cents per door

4x3 Ad Space
Delivered to About 10,000 Doors
14pt, UV Gloss Cardstock
Design, Print, + Postage Included

4x6 AD

$1297

.12 cents per door

4x6 Ad Space
Delivered to About 10,000 Doors
14pt, UV Gloss Cardstock
Design, Print, + Postage Included

Custom

You Pick Size

Custom
Delivered to About 10,000 Doors
14pt, UV Gloss Cardstock
Design, Print, + Postage Included

About the Owner

Meet Mike

I dream of a world where small business owners aren't just surviving in this day and age, but absolutely owning it. I'm here to be your trusty sidekick, guiding you through the wild, wonderful world of marketing and growth, helping you achieve levels of success that even your mom would be proud of.

My mission is to arm you with tools and strategies that make you feel like you've found the cheat code to success. So let's crush your growth goals and have a bit of fun along the way.

Where It Goes

Carpentersville, IL (60110)

Wauconda, IL (60084)

Island Lake, IL (60042)

Dundee, IL (60118)

Volo, IL (6073)

Grayslake, IL (60030)

Some More Answers

Will my business have to compete with others on the postcard?

No, your business category is exclusive! We ensure there are no direct competitors included on the same postcard, so your message stands out without competition.

What’s included in the price?

Everything! The price includes professional design, high-quality printing on thick, glossy cardstock, postage, and all the necessary paperwork. We handle everything so you can focus on running your business.

How much does it cost per household?

Our pricing is incredibly affordable, ranging from 3.5 to 9 cents per household, depending on the ad size you choose. Compare that to other direct mail services that can cost upwards of 70 cents per household for full service like this.

How is this better than social media or search engine advertising?

Unlike online ads that require people to actively search or scroll past dozens of competitors, our postcards are physically delivered to every household in the target area. This ensures nearly 100% exposure without the distractions of other ads.

What happens if the postcard doesn’t get mailed out?

If, for any reason, the postcard does not get mailed, you’ll receive either a full refund or credit toward the next postcard—your choice. Your satisfaction is guaranteed!

Can I design my own ad?

Absolutely! If you already have a design, we can use it. Otherwise, our team will create a professional, eye-catching design for you at no extra cost.

How long does it take for my ad to reach homes?

Once the postcard is finalized, it typically takes about 2–3 weeks for the cards to be printed, processed, and delivered to households.

Is there a long-term commitment?

Not at all! You can reserve a spot for a single postcard or join future campaigns based on your needs. There’s no ongoing contract required.

What do you have to lose?

Satisfaction Guaranteed

I am committed to ensuring your complete satisfaction with my services. If, for any reason, you find yourself not fully satisfied with the results I deliver, please reach out to me. I am dedicated to resolving your concerns promptly and effectively, offering solutions such as additional support, service modifications, or other measures tailored to meet your specific needs. Furthermore, if, for any reason, the postcard does not get mailed out, I'll provide a full refund or credit it towards the next postcard - your choice. My goal is to ensure that your experience with me not only meets, but exceeds your expectations, reinforcing my commitment to excellence in serving your business needs.

You just can't beat it.

Reach 10,000 local homes with nearly 100% visibility.
Get exclusive ad space with no competitors in your niche.
Billboard level impact (12” x 9” postcard!) for just .6-12 cents per door
Have everything handled for you - design, printing, postage, paperwork.